Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Why did the chicken cross the road?
« on: February 04, 2015, 07:57 PM »
Because jet fuel can't melt steel beams.

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Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?
« Reply #1 on: February 04, 2015, 08:03 PM »

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Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?
« Reply #2 on: February 22, 2015, 02:33 PM »
Because he was afraid?

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Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?
« Reply #3 on: December 19, 2015, 11:27 AM »
Because North Korean long-range missiles don't reach that far

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Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?
« Reply #4 on: December 19, 2015, 02:00 PM »
Is mayonese an instrument?

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Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?
« Reply #5 on: December 19, 2015, 04:19 PM »
To get away from the panda. ;)

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Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?
« Reply #6 on: December 19, 2015, 05:06 PM »
Do you think this is some kind of joke?
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Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?
« Reply #7 on: December 19, 2015, 07:51 PM »
The image does not exist so the chicken crossed the road in attempt to be hit by a car in a suicide attempt because that made the chicken sad

heh, redditers will understand

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Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?
« Reply #8 on: December 19, 2015, 09:13 PM »
Oh
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