Corrupt A Wish!

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Corrupt A Wish!
« on: January 17, 2016, 01:39 PM »
Okay here's an example...

Poster 1:

I wish I had some pie

Poster 2:

Granted, but the pie explodes in your face.

I wish I had new socks...

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I'll start:

I wish I had a flat screen TV.
Signatures are overrated....

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Re: Corrupt A Wish!
« Reply #1 on: January 17, 2016, 02:08 PM »
GRANTED!



It's a dollhouse miniature flat screen TV.

I wish could go to Universal Studios Florida again.

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« Reply #2 on: January 17, 2016, 02:15 PM »
Granted, but all the rides will be closed.

I wish I could teleport anywhere.
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« Reply #3 on: January 17, 2016, 03:31 PM »
Granted, but when you teleport, a fly enters the other end and your bodies get mixed.

I wish I had a better phone

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« Reply #4 on: January 17, 2016, 03:59 PM »
Granted, but when you have a better phone, it's a banana phone.

I wish I had a girlfriend.
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« Reply #5 on: January 18, 2016, 06:04 AM »
Granted, but she soon hates you.

I wish I had an uncorruptable wish.
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« Reply #6 on: January 18, 2016, 06:58 AM »
Granted.

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Well...that was fun.  I wish we could start again...
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« Reply #7 on: January 18, 2016, 10:27 AM »
Granted.

I stop here.
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« Reply #8 on: January 18, 2016, 11:14 AM »
Granted but we continue on.

I wish I had lifetime supply of Heath candy bars.
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« Reply #9 on: January 18, 2016, 12:40 PM »
Granted but your allergic to all of them.

I wish I had a granted wish.
"Around here, however, we don't look back for very long. We keep moving forward, opening new doors, and doing new things, because we're curious and curiosity keeps leading us down new paths." - Walt Disney

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« Reply #10 on: January 18, 2016, 12:43 PM »
Granted, but the genie thinks you smell bad.

I wish that One Direction and their piece of crap music would leave this planet.
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« Reply #11 on: January 18, 2016, 12:52 PM »
Granted but your girldfriend becomes a fangirl and she forces you into replacing them as one-man(boy?-boyband

I wish some of my friend weren't as basic as they are sometimes


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« Reply #12 on: January 18, 2016, 01:44 PM »
Granted but they're no longer your friends ;)

I wish I had more chocolate.
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« Reply #13 on: January 18, 2016, 02:08 PM »
Wish granted, but it's exlax chocolate.

I wish to be a genie that grants wishes. 
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« Reply #14 on: January 18, 2016, 03:34 PM »
Granted but each time you grant wishes a certain thing on your lower half of your body gets smaller.

I wish I wasn't so ugly.

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« Reply #15 on: January 18, 2016, 03:53 PM »
Granted, but you become so incredibly handsome you physically blind anyone that looks at you permanently.

I wish I could ride EGF.
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« Reply #16 on: January 18, 2016, 03:58 PM »
Granted, but the restraints are gone.

I wish for drugs to be legalized.
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« Reply #17 on: January 18, 2016, 04:51 PM »
Granted, but the government turns around and decides to ban caffeine.

I wish for it to snow tomorrow.

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« Reply #18 on: January 18, 2016, 06:05 PM »
Granted, but school is still in session.

I wish I lived on the East Coast.
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« Reply #19 on: January 18, 2016, 06:58 PM »
Granted, but all the cool jobs and people and things are now in Indiana.

I wish I could eat at Fat Dans tonight.

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Re: Corrupt A Wish!
« Reply #20 on: January 18, 2016, 06:59 PM »
Granted, but someone spiked the Fat Dans with metals

I wish stress was not a thing

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« Reply #21 on: January 19, 2016, 02:15 AM »
Granted but now emotions are gone.

I wish I was asleep.
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« Reply #22 on: January 19, 2016, 06:48 AM »
Granted, but when you wake up the floor will be lava.

I wish I had my right glove back...

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Re: Corrupt A Wish!
« Reply #23 on: January 19, 2016, 08:53 AM »
Granted but your fingers get amputated

I wish for pie
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« Reply #24 on: January 22, 2016, 12:25 AM »
Granted, but your greatest enemy poisoned it.

I wish I wouldn't have to stress as much about school.
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« Reply #25 on: January 22, 2016, 05:45 AM »
Granted! You're now old enough to stress about work, health insurance, bills, rent, how to feed yourself, student loans, and your piece of crap car  :up: 

I wish I didn't have to stress about all of the above.

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« Reply #26 on: January 22, 2016, 06:22 AM »
Granted, now you're too old to do anything fun or useful :up:

I wish I had another wish.
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Re: Corrupt A Wish!
« Reply #27 on: January 22, 2016, 08:08 AM »
Granted but that wish is also corrupted. Plus the genie runs away with your money

Wish people were nice to me  :'(
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Re: Corrupt A Wish!
« Reply #28 on: January 22, 2016, 10:25 AM »
Granted, but someone goes in and steals your house (by removing everything except the concrete slab).

I wish for no lotteries

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« Reply #29 on: January 22, 2016, 01:40 PM »
Granted but you get the (invalid) winning lottery ticket.

I wish this wish would be corrupted.
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